Quote of the Night

The one-liners that can be heard in my house are priceless little snippets of our family life. Here’s a place for me to keep them as they come up.

4/17/14: The Boy had an ear infection, but had just enough ibuprofen in him to make him forget. When it came time to take his antibiotic, the kid took of running and I started chasing him. The Shortest One sat back on the couch and said, “Well, this is going to be a good show.”


The Boy: Mooooooom! The Shortest One said the N-word!

(Even though I have the mouth of a sailor, that is one word that is NEVER heard at our house)

Me: What!?! Really?!?

The Boy: Yeah, she said “shit.”

Phonics for the win.

2/24/13: “It doesn’t look like you got a haircut, Mom. But your nose looks pointer and your boobs look bigger.” -Mini Me Extreme

10/12/13: “I can count in Spanish! Uno, dos, tres, tacos, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, TWELVE!” – The Boy


The Boy: “Mom, did you buy me from Jesus?”
Me: “uh, no.”
The Boy: “Oh, so I’m a rental?”
Me: “No baby, Jesus gave you to me as a present.”
The Boy: “In wrapping paper?”

6/17/13: “I discovered something today. I like bacon and bacon likes me.” -The Shortest One


Mini Me Extreme: Did you know that some caterpillars and some frogs are poisonous?

The Shortest One: And some kangaroos!


2 thoughts on “Quote of the Night

  1. Genius!!!! I share these on my “blog’s” FB page and wondered how I could turn them into something on my actual blog. I have so many saved in notes on my Iphone that I was going to merge into a single post, but they keep adding up.
    Ok, so I totally dont want to jack your idea here, but maybe I could use this as an inspiration?
    Imitation is the best form of flattery right?

    • Me says:

      Go for it! I just never want to forget these moments, when the kids are so innocent and so funny. The Shortest One might be the biggest smartass I’ve ever met in my entire life, I just can’t tell her that yet. Jack away at this idea, jack away.

      …yup, I know how that sounds

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